she criticized the music.
she criticized the manager for hiring this dj.
she criticized the weak vodka soda she drank in three gulps.
she criticized the mixologist for calling himself that (and the lack of lead in his weak-wristed pour).
she criticized the not-so-obvious glances he stole from across the room.
she criticized her anticipation that he would approach.
she criticized the beer he chose for them both.
she criticized the lack of sweat in his palm.
she criticized the cleanliness of his kitchen while appreciating the filth of his bathroom.
she criticized the cat that watched with a particular distain as they kissed.
she criticized the high thread count of his beige sheets.
she criticized his expectations-
after succumbing to them.